Who has cost us more money? Candidate #1, a 9-year-0ld Jack Russell Terrier named Fala:
- $52.00 for swallowing a hot pancake that fell off the skillet, and burning his pallet.
- $60.00 for scratching his cornea when he tore through a chain-link fence after a squirrel.
- $45.00 for the infection in his ear from jumping out of a moving boat and getting his ear waterlogged. It was called swamp ear or something.
- $350.00 worth of plush toys that resembled small rodents; all destroyed to shreds, stuffing everywhere. Although Stevie considers this a profit as he helps keep the stuffed animal population from becoming an epidemic in our home.
- $200.00 for the destruction of one steel pet retention facility.
- $500.00 in replacement of hoses and sprinklers, both our own and those of our neighbors.
- $1000.00 for T-Boning the side of a moving vehicle and obtaining a skull-fracture.
2 comments:
This is hilarious also but I think Anna takes the cake for sure!!! I loved the stuffed animal comment the best. Ah! that explains why the girls want stuffed animals for their birthdays. You are too funny!! Hang in there, this too shall pass and one day you will look back and laugh about it all.
Fala wins money wise by $514.00.
Not much of a margin there. You and Steve better readjust your budget. Do you have extra insurance on these two?
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